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AP and UPI report that the French government announced today that is has raised its Terror Alert Level from “RUN” to “HIDE”.

The only two higher levels in France are “SURRENDER” and “COLLABORATE”.

The heightened alert status was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

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