Archive for June, 2006

World Wide Mary-Jane Use Up

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Since I don’t anticipate the world becoming smarter I’d say investing in Frito-Lay is a safe bet.

Those Funny Irish

Friday, June 30th, 2006

The Irish seem to always choose the wrong side of history so why should this week be any different?
Or is it that all the smart ones came to America….
(Though if that were the case no one there would be blogging it)

M&M’s Plant Closed

Friday, June 30th, 2006

If this doesn’t break the M&M addiction then all I can say is that it’s time to seek professional help.

Our Rich Inheritance

Friday, June 30th, 2006

“[O]ur fathers were men—they were heroes and patriots—they fought—they conquered—and they bequeathed to us a rich inheritance of liberty and empire which we have no right to surrender.” —Noah Webster

Democrats won’t try to take on Sen. Lugar

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Seems Dick Lugar is such a good Democrat the Democrats won’t try to take him on in the fall election.
No surprise to me!
I think I’ll vote for Libertarian Steve Osborn…. Or I would if I thought anyone citing Capital Hill Blue in his platform had any credibility what so ever.

Superman eschews longtime patriot act

Friday, June 30th, 2006

Truth, Justice and the…. Oh, never mind….

Star Jones

Friday, June 30th, 2006

I have no sympathy for Star Jones nor Barbara Walters but the actions of ABC are noteworth…
It all boils down to “make up a story on why you’re leaving because if you tell the truth we cannot then trust you to tell the truth to viewers when you’re on the air”.
That makes sense […]

Residents hear plans for gas pipeline

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

This puppy is going right through my town on it’s way into the center of the state. I know that there are many residents who are hoping they’ll be able to ta p into it on it’s way through.

Left to their own devices, kids invent

Monday, June 26th, 2006

Oh my! Kids left to their own devices use their imagination and entertain themselves? Who’d a thunk?
Turn off Barney and the video games and kick them outside! Or at least to the garage…

Children to be given electronic identity cards

Monday, June 26th, 2006

Because they love their kids Belguim children are to be given electronic identity cards. Never mind the Big Brother stuff or the fact that a kidnapper will simply dispose of the card someplace other than where he disposes of the child and the whole thing is for naught. But because of that they’ll have leverage […]

High Court Rejects Vt. Campaign Finance Law

Monday, June 26th, 2006

The US Supreme Court has ruled Vermont’s new Campaign Finance Law unconstitutional. This from the same court that ruled McCain-Feingold constitutional? Let’s all here it for Federalism.

11 Year Old Foils Ex-Con

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

I must say good work, buy that girl a shotgun… you wouldn’t even have to give her any shells, just let her stand back and yell “get out or I’ll shoot!” followed by the distinctive operational CHINK-CHINK of a 12 guage pump.

Good Riddance Mineta!

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

Now that all the damage has been done Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta resigns. Good bye and good riddance!
The way things are going at the Whitehouse I’m hoping W doesn’t appoint Bill Clinton to the position, since Jeb and Dick already have jobs. Personally I think he should appoint Nugent - he’d get […]

Snapping turtle spotted twice crossing road

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

It must be a really slow news day in Orono, Maine where not only to residents call the police over turtles in parking lots but local papers feel obligated to report on it.

Can’t Quit AOL

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

And now we know why anyone still uses AOL. They can’t get out of it!

Revisiting Mystery Plaques

Monday, June 19th, 2006

It must be a really slow news day if they’re talking about the mystery plaques again.

Cat Meat Restaurant Closed

Monday, June 19th, 2006

First they came for the cat meat eaters and I said nothing….
What next? No more frog legs?
Awe well, what’s it matter since it all tastes like chicken, anyway.

Shackles removed from confined Marines, sailor

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

I find it particularly heinous that our boys would be in shackles without so much as an indictement. No, they are being held in maximimum security, solitary 23 hours a day, based on reports received from the enemy and the New York TImes.
Madness!
Add to that the interogation methods used. On […]

Wal-Mart could hike pay and keep prices low

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

If they force themselves to lower their profit margin to a more than acceptable 2.9%… I guess it’s acceptable in America today to dictate how much profit a company can make when they’re not a monopoly? Or only if the target is big bad Wal-Mart?

Exposing the myth of Third World aid - Opinion - smh.com.au

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

An interesting article on aid to the 3rd world not working - where are the results of the billions sunk into Africa, for example? And a lot of it is because this “aid” has become an INDUSTRY and been pushed into areas where it has done little more than prop up the local dictatorships. […]

Insider trading conviction of Soros is upheld

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

Looks like George Soros’s charter membership in the EU wing of the Martha Stewart club has been upheld by the EU courts. But what the heck, you can’t overturn America and instill a world government without breaking a few eggs…

Scientists respond to Gore’s warnings of climate catastrophe

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

It is funny watching people discussing the issue lambast the author and even the paper it was printed in - which is the typical response when they cannot successfully challenge the assertions made in Scientists respond to Gore’s warnings of climate catastrophe.
“These models have been consistently wrong in all their scenarios,” asserts Ball. “Since modelers […]

The dirty truth about allergies

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

YOU! Put down the wash cloth and step away from the disinfectant!

How the Chicks survived their scrap with Bush

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

It’s a nice headline but I would say “survived” is a bit strong. And what did Bush do to them for them to survive? No, it was their country music fan base they tweaked and that fan base took it to heart.
Their album may be number one for several weeks now but they have […]

The Federalist Papers

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

Now available online: The Federalist Papers


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