Ode to snap, sizzle and pop
Kalifornia municipality in an unsurprisingly typical Nanny State move bans home fireworks displays because it’s costing the police and fire deparments too much money.
This country was founded on blowing stuff up, and 231 years later it continues to be the thing that we do best. And yet in the past few decades, almost every Bay Area municipality has banned the use of fireworks within city limits. It’s like we don’t even want to be Americans anymore.
Like I always say it’s easier to wrangle sheep than hunt wolves. Or morons.