Toilet texting on the rise
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012I would have posted this a few minutes ago but I had to grab my android phone and head for the john first.
Archive for the 'Humor' Category
Traffic stop saves cat
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010Oh where to begin… I mean besides the obvious fact that you’re suppose to clean your cat before marinating…. If you marinate them when they’re still alive it just makes the fur clumpy. So these days you murder your child and that’s “choice” – but marinate your cat? Evil doer… Welcome to America.
Sen Reid casts wrong vote
Friday, March 26th, 2010It doesn’t amount to anything but I find it amusing considering they’ve been calling the Republicans the Party of No and here Harry’s Pavlovian reaction to the roll call vote is “No”. Or was it a Freudian slip?
Woman’s Love Handles Stop Bullet, Save Her Life
Thursday, February 25th, 2010I initially passed over the article about the woman who’s Love Handles Stopped a bullet and saved her life until I saw a news program where she was talking about in on video, how she thought she ought to loose weight until this happened and now she’s not going to try to loose weight… At [...]
Just a little snow…
Monday, January 25th, 2010So the weatherman this morning says maybe a little accumulation of snow. After lunch the weatherman is saying we might get and inch by Tuesday morning. After two hours on the road (the plow drivers must be listening to the same forecast) getting home in the snow I’m pulling into my driveway. There’s easily 2 [...]
Punctuating sarcasm?
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010I’m not at all sold on the need for a sarcasm punctuation mark and for a few very good reasons. First, not all sarcasm is created equal – for example there is the generic sarcasm and then there is my preferred . Would there be a variety of punctuations to identify the type of sarcasm? [...]
Speaking of rawhides….
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009Over the last few weeks we’ve noticed the girls getting all worked up and barking at something several times an evening. But there’s nothing going on…. I think I may finally have figured it out though, thanks to the game of musical rawhides currently underway in our living room…. Sophie is barking at the front [...]
2009 in review
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009With 2010 almost here you’re going to be bombarded with reviews of 2009 from every news, talk, entertainment and variety show being produced so why not head them all off and get the straight scoop from Dave Barry’s year in review.
Shatner & Palin
Monday, December 14th, 2009I’m not a big Conan fan – not that I don’t like him but if I want to watch potty humor TV I can tune into a Simpsons or Family Guy episode. But he did good, in my view, with this gig: I’m not so sure Shatner was as amused (he’s not exactly known for [...]
Star Trek (2009)
Friday, November 20th, 2009I’ve been waiting for them to release the new Star Trek (2009) on DVD. When it was released this past Tuesday I had the Missus grab a copy and tonight we sat down to watch it. I’m working late so she gets it opened and all set up so that when I sit down. So [...]
