Archive for the 'Humor' Category

You might live in the sticks….

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

… if while driving to work you see a guy out on his front porch in his skivvies with a rifle shooting something out of a tree in his yard. Glad I don’t live right on a state highway, that could have been me

Bugs

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature! If you don’t get it that’s ok, nothing to see here… move along… move along…

Nepali “gods”

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

I find it most amusing that Napali religion is so “rock solid” that they can revoke the godhood of a “living goddess” because she dared do something without asking the “subjects”… Sort of turns the whole relationship on it’s head doesn’t it? Darned those fickle feudal subjects anyway…

Trip to centre of Earth via Arctic hole

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

All you “man caused global warming” people who wonder why we laugh at your scientific evidence only have to look at who passes as “scientists” a little more closely to see why we’re not convinced. Bon voyage.

The French-bashing French

Friday, April 27th, 2007

It seems the French bash the French more than the U.S. bashes the French. This shows 2 things; anything is possible and the French are still fair game. Pass the Freedom fries and the mustard please.

Police bust grow operation in apartment

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

SWAT bursts through the door of the apartment: Police: “POLICE! YOU’RE ALL UNDER ARREST!” Tenent: “For what?!” officer swings open closet door, points at a grow light Police: “FOR THIS!” Tenent: “tomatos?”

WXIN Fox 59 Needs A Sanity Check

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

The evening news on WXIN Fox 59 just reported a guy robbed a bank with a Tec-9 “semi-automatic machinegun” then continued to refer to the weapon as a machinegun through the rest of the story. Oh and a guy robbed a bank.

More Al Franken

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

I knew I wasn’t the only one who found such humor in Al Franken’s senate abitions and it took no time at all for other’s amusement to show including the introduction of the Anyone But Al Franken Stein stein.

Star Trek Inspirational Posters

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

As a long time fan of Despair’s Demotivators to find a set of Star Trek Inspirational Posters along the same line is pure genius.

Duck survives 2 days in refrigerator

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when this guy came home. “Honey? The potatoes and carrots are ready, where’s the duck?” And she says “we took it to the duck shelter, it was still alive!” Is there coincidental the “ring neck” duck being awefully close to “wring neck” wife? Or [...]


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